i remember sitting on the couch a few years ago and thinking 'you know what man, we just need to launch 5000 IRBMs at all the well heads in the middle east and that would fix climate change, by the time the oil supply was restored we'd all have migrated to BEVs'.
but obviously you'd be some kind of terrorist evil mastermind to do that, so it didnt seem possible.
but in the meantime, trump caused the irgc to do literally exactly that. admittedly a mix of shaheeds and ballistic missiles, but it was basically my idea done by someone else.
Thank you to the IRGC, I salute your commitment to the electrification of the planet.